Monday, August 27, 2007

Zen and the Art of Bouncing

When it comes to being a bouncer, never forget:

It's just a job, nothing personal.

Say this statement to yourself many, many times during your off-hours. Also, say it to yourself at work when some fat guy's burping in your voice, calling your mother a whore.

This statement will make your life much easier. And help transform you into a lethal bouncing machine.

Trust me, I know these things, for I am Dalton.

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