Breathe Deeply...

This is just a reminder to breathe deeply. The lungs need oxygen, and so does your brain.

Breathe Deeply Before Every Fight

It's critical before every brawl to breathe deeply. This relaxes the mind and the innards, but not so much that you become a slackjawed yokel, a la Tinker, or an evil scumbag, a la Brad Wesley.

Getting by with a Little Help from My (Blog) Friends

I just wanted to pay a quick acknowlegment to my friends on the World Wide Web. As anyone who saw Road House knows, it's impossible to win every fight...if you don't have a good buddy to guard your back. Especially when you're fighting some dude who's done time in prison!

My favorite Road House-related sites include:

Dalton from Road House
Road House Trivia
There's Always Barber College
Zen and the Art of Bouncing
I Run the Show Completely
When the Job's Done I Walk
Bouncing Ain't Easy
Road House Quotes
Brad Wesley Is an Evil Man

and last but not least...

Why I Majored in Philosophy.

Zen and the Art of Bouncing

When it comes to being a bouncer, never forget:

It's just a job, nothing personal.

Say this statement to yourself many, many times during your off-hours. Also, say it to yourself at work when some fat guy's burping in your voice, calling your mother a whore.

This statement will make your life much easier. And help transform you into a lethal bouncing machine.

Trust me, I know these things, for I am Dalton.