Wade Garrett was a great man. I knew it. Mike Doe knew it. Hell, Brad Wesley even knew it!
Crazy Craig's List Ad #1 -- Bartender for Hire
Who's Mike Doe Reading...and Yes, He Can Read!
Crazy Craig's List Ad #2 -- Free Comedy CDs or DVDs
Wild Outrageous Rumors #1 -- Britney & Justin Reunited!
PRESS RELEASE: Mike Doe Announces National Search for Comedy Intern
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Doe-Nuts Now Following Twitter
Some cool Twitter stuff: Mike Doe is making jokes at http://twitter.com/mikedoe.
Monday, September 17, 2007
Hello Dolly!
Just wanted to welcome UFC Dolly to the blogosphere. Below are Dolly's UFC blogs!
UFC Dolly
1imes
1jardine
1stephenson
1whitehead
1sherk
1diaz
1royce
1bas
1nate
1tito
1franklin
1robbie
1guida
1hughes
1monson
1dana
1sylvia
1florian
1rashad
1leben
1crocop
1arlovski
1cote
1diego
1kendall
1shamrock
1lawler
1miletich
1fedor
1bj
1tanner
1randy
1corey
1huerta
1wanderlei
1chuck
1jens
1karo
1serra
1cuommo
UFC Dolly
1imes
1jardine
1stephenson
1whitehead
1sherk
1diaz
1royce
1bas
1nate
1tito
1franklin
1robbie
1guida
1hughes
1monson
1dana
1sylvia
1florian
1rashad
1leben
1crocop
1arlovski
1cote
1diego
1kendall
1shamrock
1lawler
1miletich
1fedor
1bj
1tanner
1randy
1corey
1huerta
1wanderlei
1chuck
1jens
1karo
1serra
1cuommo
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Zen and the Art of Bouncing, Or Else!
For those who bounce for a living, I recommend you consider meditation. This will help you deal with boisterous buffoons, skanky girls who want to get it on DURING your shift (a major no-no), annoying employees who are trying to steal from the till, and other evildoers.
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Breathe Deeply After Acting Too
It is critical to deep breathely at all times, no matter whether it's before, during or AFTER you rip out your opponent's throat.
Monday, September 3, 2007
Never Use a Knife If You Don't Have To
This is key. Unless your opponent tries to use a knife on you, and you disarm him, and he's somehow able to get another knife, so the two of you can fight knife-to-knife, NEVER, and I mean, NEVER, initiate a knife fight against a knife-less opponent.
Why?
Because I said so!
I am just being silly. Of course, you can use a knife...if the above conditions are met!
Why?
Because I said so!
I am just being silly. Of course, you can use a knife...if the above conditions are met!
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Breathe Deeply...
This is just a reminder to breathe deeply. The lungs need oxygen, and so does your brain.
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